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LARRY OF BERGENFIELD
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How to pick up a coworker while avoiding HR
Mon Apr 4, 2011
Those three rules are obvious and overlook the fourth: Have a job.
Stern sues Sirius, claims it stiffed him on bonus
Tue Mar 22, 2011
Let him (Stern) be happy with what he has. Regular folks won't be putting up the money for pay as you go, listen to the blow-hard, radio when their own income is sliding into the cellar. Which do you pay first - the mortgage (if you still have one) or get Sirius? Get serious. The slippery …
British UFO files trace sightings (and hoaxes)
Thu Mar 3, 2011
It's been 64 years since Roswell and the military developed UFO Coverup to coverup their secret work. Now the only thing we'll get from these newly released reports is more UFO blather from the unthinking masses and another book from Colin Wilson.
3 buses, motorcycle crash in NYC tunnel
Thu Feb 24, 2011
Everybody riding in a car must wear a seat belt. No person riding buses is required to do so, except the driver, despite starting, stopping, and sudden brake applications. Standees are especially vulnerable.
CIA: If caught, bin Laden would go to Gitmo
Wed Feb 16, 2011
If caught. CIA assets are rarely caught. Don't forget - he was recruited when the Russians were in Afghanistan and been used since then. Although he took extreme advantage of his position with 9/11 it positively achieved its results to solidify his position within terrorist circles. Here's t …
Super Bowl ad showdown
Sun Feb 6, 2011
Nice to see parodies (Mean Joe Green-Coke for House, 1984), the new set of Snickers Divas (Most everyone loves to see Roseann smashed by a log) and this year's Geezer Queen a la Betty White, Joan Rivers. The ads for films are generally a disappointment since they depend upon the work of people for t …
Palin and daughter Bristol seek to trademark names
Fri Feb 4, 2011
"For goods & services" A Palin bear-trap is an example of goods. Her backwoods bouffant hair-do can be trademarked. Services is questionable. Government services like she provided to Alaska, incomplete and worrisome - I don't think so. Lip service to questionable ideas, buzz-word blather and t …
'Credit only' policy angers JetBlue passenger
Wed Jan 26, 2011
If the passenger had been intelligent and not belligerent he need only have shown a sample of US currency on which the government has clearly printed: This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private. Until the US Government changes the currency laws cash money is good whether a private c …
Vote: Weigh in on Palin's reaction
Wed Jan 12, 2011
Palin doesn't get it either. A has-been clique queen spouting empty phrases. Jared didn't get metaphors either. Teaching is the culprit.
Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet
Fri Jan 7, 2011
For a lightweight Hornet you've got the original - Gordon Jones backed up by Keye Luke as Kato in the serial "The Green Hornet" Warren Hull followed as a more serious Hornet in "The Green Hornet Strikes Again", again with Keye Luke as Kato
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